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"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Opening the door to new customers

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Moon Lander

Caliologist

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Cottage Industry

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Business sign: 'Mega Corp.: An Incubator for Emerging Technologies.'

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

Fresh produce. Potatoes. Alternate roots.

Musk, Branson, Bezos.