Product Feedback Enthusiast Mugs

'We need a bit more science in our market surveys.'

Crap from the future.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."

Redundant Technology.

Constructive Criticism Area.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'You suck.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'