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Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Crap from the future.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

An idea box in a shower

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."