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'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I think I see the problem."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray