Procrastinator Extraordinaire Prints

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

Travelogue

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

The Forever Stamp

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'