Procrastination Procrastinator Prints

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

The Forever Stamp

The four housemen of procrastination

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Whoops... does anyone want to see videos of my cat instead."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."