Procrastination Prevention Expert Prints

"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Inactive wear store.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."