Procrastination Philosophers Prints

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."

Turning my life around.

Creation: The True Story

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Clancy Strip: Crossing the Bridge

"If you truly want to do more around the house. Now would be a good time to start."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Travelogue

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Indecision and Outrage Trays