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"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Streaming"