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"Office of quality assurance"

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Think Zero Defects

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

Mount Everest.

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'