Problem Solvers Club Gifts

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box