Problem Solver's Club Prints

Human Error and Computer Error.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Business Confusion

Umbrella Roof

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Look at all these flies! Gracie, did you keep the door closed like I asked you to?"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

Missing. Last seen with.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'You may not realise it, dear. But, Daddy is helping you, by not helping you with your homework.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."