Pro Bono Advocate T-Shirts

'Jailhouse bono!'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Slavery Reparations

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Good News

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

Randi Rhodes

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Violence against children.

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

Liu Xiaobo dies.

Labour Protests