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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I didn't spark joy."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Babies.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dust Bunny

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

Categories are the key to organizing.

Summer Outing Planning

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Carpet Cleaner.

The Complete Cycle.

His and Hers Garage

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."