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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"...it's another metal detector."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Missing Easter Egg