Prize Collector Mugs

"I didn't exactly win it."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Boy wins a dead fish at the fair and is directed to the medium.

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Ticket prizes...

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"Now we've got our own book prize just like adults!"

"The Nobel Prize isn't what it used to be."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Dad Trophies

Cat Show

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."