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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Sitting in a tree

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Valentine Day

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Love Birds love just being together

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

You just keep giving.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I welcome the discussion."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

A small heart within a big heart.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Rolls Royce House and Car

Mouse King

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."