Private Space Aficionado Gifts

'He had so much more to give.'

Club Antisocial

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

She required plenty of personal space.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Dumbo in Space

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Pirate Artist

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Private View.

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

Budget Astronomy

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

'We need more space.' 'And time.'

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

'Warning, Nancy...whale watchers over by the window!'

"That's what I call a near miss."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"