"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."
Private Sector Analyst Mugs
Kickstart their day with a coffee mug that jokes about data, analysis, or their sharp skills—perfect for private sector analysts who appreciate a clever, humorous touch during those busy mornings.
Schengen
"You're fired."
"Welcome to the future"
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Occu-Pie Mars
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
They're Not Just That Into It
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
Flags
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Trump pardons
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Neo-International Law
At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.
UK border controls relaxed.
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Oligarchy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
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