Private Schooling Prints

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Yummy Mummies

'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Three more years of high school."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.