Private Schooling Prints

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Yummy Mummies

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'

'We're a very exclusive private school. Your son will be our only student.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Three more years of high school."