Privacy Ponderer Prints

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

"This is the Genius Phone, sir, an upgrade of the mart phone. It automotacially reads every thought in your head and then transmits them to the whole world."

"I know it's against the rules to pass notes, but isn't this really a privacy issue?"

"From now on, Wilkins, I'll see you when you're sleeping, I'll know when you're awake."

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'I just love coming to the park and watching the birds.'

Footballer Ryan Giggs hides his identity.

'These chats were so much more interesting before you got served with multiple injunctions.'

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

Life in the fishbowl.

"You know you can be tracked."

'Want me to share your reading on your social media?'

Glasses

"Do you mind?"

"Sometimes I think our memory foam mattress knows too much."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I know where you live!'

"Government surveillance I don't mind. What disturbs me is the bad jokes my friends constantly make about our calls being monitored."

'So I read your diary. What's the big deal? Every page just says 'Bark bark'!'

Living in a glass house phobia.

The Role Reversal.

The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'

Good fences are more comfortable for gossiping.

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

But It Makes a Neat Sound

Bird Watching

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."