Privacy Lawyer Pillows

"Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

"When I got a phone with unlimited data, I didn't expect it mean't everything about me."

Warning: Anything recorded on security cameras may be used at peak viewing time.

"Sssh. . . it's listening. . ."

WeAPPons of Mass Detection

Missing!. . . Information Changed For Data Protection Reasons!

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly."

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

News of the World: Final edition

How's our intelligence gathering?

'We need to talk, Mr. President...'

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

"We traced the call. It's coming from inside the anemone."

Facebook and Privacy

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."