Privacy Consultant Prints

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"These records are inaccurate, out of date and misleading. Haven't you got a priv

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Facial Recognition

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'This is Richard, he's been the victim of identity theft.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

Social media and privacy

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"

Information Security

We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

"To ensure a free and transparent workplace I wear an active body camera while monitoring everyone's email."

Privacy - Surveillance

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

"I worry that our devices collect personal and sensitive information about us."

"Hang on! - Before we chat, I must tell you that I'm using cookies to monitor this conversation while also collecting your personal data. . ."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

GDPR compliant

GDPR Compliant

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

"Privacy concerns? Oh, that is so stinkin' CUTE!"

Facebook snake

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Your DNA is in the database.

'It's safe to talk here.'

Human resources confidentiality.

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."