Prison Life Ponderer Mugs

"No, I've only been in two years - that's how many cell mates I've had."

Whilst in prison Lionel found God.

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

'It's for you.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Extreme Sisyphus

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Creator's Remorse

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."