Prison Life Ponderer Mugs

"No, I've only been in two years - that's how many cell mates I've had."

Whilst in prison Lionel found God.

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'Here at Alma State Prison, we don't tell the inmates to have a nice day.'

'It's for you.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Extreme Sisyphus

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Creator's Remorse

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

A confinement of convicts

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'That's it?'