Prioritization Mugs

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Monday around 9PM.

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Work Life Balance.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Sitting In

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

Death: 'Let it ring.'

Scales: Book & sausages.

'Please remember that I'm only seeing you because I couldn't get a tee time.'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

You are charged with having the wrong priorities....

"No, I'm not voting, are you kidding?! Right in the middle of fall sweeps?!! Forget about it!"

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

Golf club with handicap parking.

'I did have a job once, sir, but I wanted to spend more time with my family.'