Printer Perfectionist Prints

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

The Office Dinosaur in: Mr. Fix-it

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Writer

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Job Security

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"It needs a lot of editing."

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"Now you can send it."