Print Media Advocate Pillows

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Hate Platforms

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Big Newspaper Delivery

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

Journalist in jail

You want the freedom to publish anything you like. . .the government wants the freedom to jail you for anything they do not like.

"The media should...keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile."

"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

Freedom of Press

"Of course, citizens have the right to criticize governments...unless we are the government."

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Print Media

'Lou's News Stand'

"I get my news online...none of that fake stuff for me..."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."