Principal's Day Mugs

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Staff support"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

I will study my speling words...

Boss's Desk Says No!

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."