Princess Dreamer Pillows

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Define fair."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Let your hair down, baby! The elevator's broken again!'

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

Your Royal Highness...

Sleeping Beauty

Princess

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

Six Princesses

Queen Mathilde

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

The Princess and the Pea-brain.

Fairy Tales Theme Restaurant: 'Sorry, not my fable.'

Little Princess.

"The other fairy does glass."

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bubbly

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'