Herding lava back to the fire pit.
Primitive Cultures Prints
Bring the mystique of primitive societies into your home with our detailed prints. Ideal for history lovers eager to showcase their passion for ancient cultures.
"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."
"Meet the scribe"
Venus
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Primitive magician
Tourists in Egypt
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
Zeus's Caddy
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."
Pyramid catflap...
"I'm having my entrails read."
'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.
"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."
Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!
Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.
Pompeii restoration project.
"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"
PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'
"Is anything good on?"
Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.
"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"
"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"
'I know what you're thinking.'
'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'
Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.
'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'
'Mummy' clocking into to work
"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."
Primitive Cultures Prints Collection
Primitive Cultures Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring primitive cultures-inspired designs—perfect for adding historical flair to your coffee breaks.
Primitive Cultures Pillows
Decorate with pillows inspired by primitive cultures—blend history and comfort in your living space.
Primitive Cultures T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate primitive cultures—wear history proudly with unique, culture-inspired designs.