Primal Fitness Historian Prints

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Bench Press Accident

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercise Class