Price Tag Pranksters Prints

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Yard Sale

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Everything's gone up."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

The Price of Nothing

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?