Price Humorist Prints

Low Gas Prices

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Budget reaction.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Budget Opticians.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Dollar sign balloon.

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

Be nice to Erdogan

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

'The x-rays are conclusive. We found some extra money hidden in the secret compartment of your wallet.'

'You're taking this far too literally.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

Roder got a new lease on life. At a slightly higher rate.

'All these bailouts are silly - why don't they just give everybody their own ATM machines?'

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

Computer that runs on money.

Supreme Gas

'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...

HMRC Self-Assessment - Poor

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'