Pretend Play Enthusiasts Gifts

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"He likes it."

Pirate

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Imagination

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

That kid's all business.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"I tested very high in playing."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Little boy dragon