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"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Little league world series of poker.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Imagination

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'