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"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"He likes it."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Imagination

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I tested very high in playing."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

That kid's all business.