Press Pass Holder Mugs

Journalist tackled by security.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Push for Disco...

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Bureau of the Damned

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Printers

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).