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Trump Impeachment Inquiry

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Trump's Global Reputation.

Democrat Debates

The next TV duel

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

SAGE mentality

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Prostate: 51st State

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Trump Mask

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Pickle

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Bigot Spigot

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'