Presidential Candidate Prints

'Remember back when Ross Perot seemed crazy?'

Bernie Sanders

Spouses

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I don't like your application."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Running for Congress

This IS a polarized electorate!

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'She'll be back!!!'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Trump: Vote soup 2020

Political Selfie

Amigos de Mitt.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"He refused to go outside, so I had to be cruel. I put the election coverage on the TV. Even he can't stomach it."

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

Vote Fighter II - 'Ready? Vote!'

Hillary Clinton

Drinks cabinet meeting

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

The Raid

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."