Preserve Fanatic Prints

Preserved

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Green Peace'

Endangered Species.

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"I've heard them all fall."

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I´m recycling the rainforest."