Preserve Enthusiast Mugs

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Green Peace'

Endangered Species.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

Preserved

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"I've heard them all fall."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Cottage Industry

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

"I'm off to save the whales."

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

'What a beautiful spot to build some sort of eyesore.'

'Is this the broken society I've heard so much about?'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

Homemade Jam.

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

"Yep, you're right, it's one of the rangers accepting money from a poacher. That's not a good sign, we'd better split!"

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

"There's no charge for wandering around in the woods, but a three-dollar contribution is suggested."

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.