Presentation Trainer Mugs

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Presentation skills.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.