Present Wrapping T-Shirts

Christmas with Christo

"Excuse me. Where can I find the invisible tape?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'I'm huggable!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"