Preschool Practitioner Prints

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Little doctor.

A Preschool of Fish

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Mars Poppins

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Sleepy Bunny

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Saying Grace.

"What are you in for?"