
"I just get a little tense before everything."
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"I just get a little tense before everything."
Sloaney Pony.
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Create some buzz!
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
The devil you know and his plus one
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."
Wedding disaster #27.
'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'
Trade Show Sherpas
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
"Mom, can you come get me?"
Wine Pyramid
"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"
'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'
'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'
Wedding Fayre
'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'
Penguin suit fitting.
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"
"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."
"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."
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