Preparing For A Family Mugs

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Like death by salad.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Grounded

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Mythical Family of Four.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.