Preparing For A Driving Test Mugs

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

Bob's Driving School.

Examinations.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Contest to enter the University

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'