Preparing For A Date Mugs

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Do you mind?"

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

scrabble love

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Dating in Oz

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'I can see now Harold, that you're a man after my own heart.'

"Pay no attention to us, we're just a mirage."