Preparing For A Cosmetic Procedure Prints

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Facelift Book.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Mirror mirror...

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

"She's had a lot of work done."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

"Your 3:30 shadow enhancement is here."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Jutting Protuberances in just 10 Days!

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic'

"Supersize me."

"I need a Botox job."

'You are my best work.'

'My husband wants me to be a 'perfect ten', so I'm here for a pair of 'fives'.'

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

There's a slight risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid... Listen,headaches gave me these wrinkles in the first place!