Prenup Prober Mugs

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

Film Critic

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

"No, that's a happy face. I need you to go out there and put on a brave face."

'I'm having a hard-time unwinding during the prenup process.'

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

'There was no nasty surprise: The prenuptial agreement my wife made me sign clearly stated I would take care of the kids...'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

'Should we exchange stock portfolios before deciding who pays for the prenup lawyer?'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a couple got through a whole prenup process without a single fight.'

Adverse Prenup

Sure he's got a good reputation, but he'd clash with most of my outfits.'

"You want a prenuptial agreement? But honey. . . Don't you tryst me?"

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

'Oh, that single page is your prenup's first draft. This stack here is it after your suggested changes.'

Dog on a sidewalk. 'My name is Sophie. I've got papers and loads od obedience ribbons. But my people got a divorce and I ended up in a shelter. Lucky for me my new family signed a pre-nup.'