Prenatal Exercises Mugs

Birthing Ball

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Baby on Board

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

At the modern antenatal class.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Open other end

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Delivery Room - Swear Box

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Contraction Tipping Competition

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"No, Lamaze is not a beginner type of yoga."

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

"Does my bump look big in this"

Pregnancy Yoga

Pregnant woman struggling to do up her jeans.